I don't mean to toot my own horn, but....

Okay, am I right or am I RIGHT? My GG predictions were pretty on the ball! Well, for best supporting actor I was like "Brad Pitt? Ben Affleck? Jack Nicholson? anybody but EDDIE MURPHY, right?" I guess nobody's perfect.

I would like to take a moment to shame 95% of the winners. YOU'RE BORING! YOU RAMBLE! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE EXECUTIVES AT PARAMOUNT!! It was a sorry, sorry state of affairs for acceptance speeches. There were, oh, about four that didn't suck. (Half of those were Helen Mirren's). Where are George and Ang when you need them?