*Blush, giggle, snogg*

I have been reading Ron/Hermione fan fiction. Every single one has roughly the same plot, so here's an abbreviated one for people who just want the gist:
Hermione was thinking about Ron and how she totally had the hots for him. As fate would would have it, they wound up alone in the same room together. Hermione smiled coyly. Ron smiled coyly. Hermione blushed. Ron blushed. Then they snogged.
The End

YAY fan fiction!!!