Excited!

YAY! My birthday is in six days!! Woo hoo!
Some bad news: My little brother has a cold. Right now he is watching Frasier DVDs.
On a happier note: A while ago me and Max wrote a parody. It's pretty corny, and dumb, so if you don't like it, remember, Max wrote it! (Just kidding!)



The Epic Story Parody Thingy

By LAMB
Leslie And Max Books


Once upon a time there was a boy named Draco Malfoy. He was a very misunderstood boy. Nobody could figure out why he did things like study boat navigation, when he lived in the middle of Kansas.
“He couldn’t possibly want to commandeer a ship, could he?” Asked Draco’s mother, Kathrina
“Don’t be ridiculous, my bonny Kate.” Said Draco’s father, Pete.
“If you call me bonny Kate one more time I’ll hex you!”
“Please, anything but that! I’ll do all the dishes for three weeks!”
Much to his parents surprise, commandeering a ship was exactly Dracos goal. He studied night and day preparing for his epic journey. Then one day, he was finally ready. He set out on a big red dragon named Shruikan. They traveled to Caribbean, where they met a kooky gang of yellow people who drank Duff Beer, and said,
“DOE!” Draco quickly adapted to their queer speech and asked them where he could find a good ship to commandeer.
“Well, if you need a good ship to commandeer, try the hairy footed people living in hills”
“Or you could try the Muffin Man, he lives in THE HAUNTED MANSION!!!!!!!”
“Mmmmmm………Muffins…..”
Draco set off for the hairy footed people living in the hills.
He knocked on their door. A short hairy footed woman opened the door, and then closed it abruptly when she saw Draco.
"Get out the mog knights! The teenagers are back!" said a voice behind the door. Draco sighed. That happened to him a lot. He knocked again, and explained that he wasn't trying to download illegal music, he just wanted to commandeer a boat. She opened the door wide and said
"Well, why didn't you say so! Come one in! We were just sitting down to a keg. We Bobbits like our ale!" Draco backed away slowly, then took off at a great speed because he saw the mog knights coming.
Next Draco went to to see the Muffin Man in the HAUNTED MANSION!!! Man, cut it out with the uppercase letters! Draco foolishly yelled at the narrator. Suddenly out of know where Draco fell in to a trap! DOE! Shouldn't have complained. The marvelous narrator graciously accepted his apology, and suddenly Draco found himself at the entrance to the HAUNTED MANSION!! sigh, Draco said.
Suddenly out of the window came a giant boat with a sponge, a seastar, and a big green ghost.
"So, ye be inquirerin' about th' boat, matey! Well, I got all ye'll right here! Come up here so I can eat ya- uh...... GREET ya!" Draco wished he had a mog knight now. Draco tried to run away, but the green ghost snatched him up quickly and put him in the kitchen. "Here ya go, matey. Rub these onions over yourself, there's a good lad." Draco was sure this was the end, but then he thought of a wacky scheme. That's just crazy enough to work! He thought. Draco cut the onions with stinky force and made everyone cry! While they blibbering, Draco put his commendeering plans in to effect, and just PUSHED THEM OFF!
Whew, I'm glad I studied that so hard, Draco thought. Then he steered the boat back to Kansas, and LAUGHED IN THEIR UGLY FACES!!
"Never saw that coming", his father said.


THE END